From left to right: Brad Pitt as Cliff Booth; theatrical release poster of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood; Leonardo DiCaprio as Rick Dalton

What are the best Once Upon a Time in Hollywood quotes? Directed and written by the legendary filmmaker Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is one of my favorite movies of all time. The movie also has many quotable lines which I really love. These quotes have struck some kind of chord, in my guess.

Therefore, in today's article I've compiled a list of memorable quotes from the movie. But before we jump into the movie quotes, here's my favorite scene from the movie:

My Favorite Moment from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

There's a scene where Rick (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) and Cliff (played by Brad Pitt) are being interviewed by an NBC reporter.

Rick is starring in the lead role of the TV series Bounty Law whilst Cliff is his stunt double. The reporter asks Rick to describe what a stunt double means, and he does; at the end he adds this line: "So, Cliff here is meant to help carry the load."

The reporter asks if that's how Cliff describes his job. Cliff’s reply will underpin the entire movie: "What, carrying his load?" "Yeah, that's about right."

Throughout the entire movie we don't just see Cliff doing cool things, but also how he is more-than-a-brother-but-less-than-a-wife to Rick. At the end, we see how he saves Rick and his wife's life from three hippies-turned-homicidal-maniacs.

Which brings me to today…

Stunt double Cliff, as well as, other characters from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood delivers many tasty lines which you can (I already do!) quote in day-to-day conversation along with some inspiring quotes about friendship, acting career, and life in general. Read on to find out…

15 Best Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Quotes

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood had a strong showing at the box office in 2019, grossing over $374 million on a $96 million budget. Film critics lauded the cinematographer Robert Richardson for beautiful depiction of 1960's Hollywood, as well as Quentin Tarantino's deft directional technique. 

Brad Pitt's performance received critical praise from numerous critics, and he won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor.

Without further ado, here are the best Once Upon a Time in Hollywood quotes. I've lifted these best quotes directly from the movie. 

1. "You're Rick f**king Dalton. Don't you forget it." — Cliff Booth

2. "To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet." — Rick Dalton

3. "Ping! Pow! Choom! Zoom! Down goes you, down goes your career as a leading man." — Marvin Schwarz

4. "It's official, old buddy. I'm a has-been." — Rick Dalton

5. "I don't like names like 'Pumpkin Puss'... but since you're upset, we'll talk about it some other time." — Trudi

6. "Better drag. More flavor. Less throat burn. That's the Red Apple way." — Rick Dalton

7. "Now I admire Cassius Clay, I do. What I admire is, in his sport there is an element of true combat. When Cassius Clay meets Sonny Liston in the ring, that's not two athletes posturing; that's combat. Two men, trying to kill each other right now. If you don't beat him… he kills you. That's beyond athletics. That's beyond the Wide World of Sports, you know? That's two warriors engaged in combat… that's what I admire." — Bruce Lee 

8. "Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. I think all that lethal weapon horseshit is just an excuse so you dancers never have to get in a real fight." — Cliff Booth

9. "What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poon tang. Prison tried to get me all my life, ain't got me yet. Day it does, it won't be because of you." — Cliff Booth

10. "I believe it's the job of an actor—and I say actor, not actress because the word actress is nonsensical—it's the actor's job to avoid impediments to their performance. It's the actor's job to strive for one hundred percent effectiveness. Naturally, we never succeed, but it's the pursuit… that's meaningful." — Trudi

11. "That was the best acting I’ve ever seen in my whole life." — Trudi

12. "When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife, getting blind drunk together is really the only way to say farewell." — The Narrator

13. "George isn't blind. You're the blind one!" — Pussycat

14. "If you grew up watching TV, that means you were watching murder." — Sadie

15. "I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business." — Tex

A Bonus Dialog from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Jay Sebring : Is everybody okay?

Rick Dalton : Well... the f**kin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure.

The Bottom Line

So these were the best Once Upon a Time in Hollywood quotes, in my humble opinion. Which one is your favorite? Let me know in the comments.